M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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