While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
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