sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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