do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
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