I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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