Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
Found your dick twin last night
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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