when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
Randomize
