is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
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