Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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