you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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