YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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