i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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