operation harelip BJ is a go
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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