And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Randomize
