I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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