..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
He uses pillows to masturbate.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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