Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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