I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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