...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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