Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
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