question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I think weed is turning my hair brown
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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