Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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