i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
I think I am morally bankrupt
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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