Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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