Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Randomize
