her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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