It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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