three words: i give head
three words: not that well
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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