wake up i wanna do it froggy style
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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