Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Randomize
