so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
;)
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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