Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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