Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
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