She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
My vagina is very pro this idea
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