My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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