I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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