Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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