i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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