If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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