I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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