She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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