She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
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