So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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