it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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