So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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