Everything about him screamed your future.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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