I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
This is the high leading the old right now
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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