Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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