Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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