do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
I intend to get homeless drunk
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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