similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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