No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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