But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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