I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
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