YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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