cat food counts as protein by the way
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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