I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
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