Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Randomize
